I only had one class today, and it is Friday, so I can't be motivated. Heaven forbid.
So I spend all my time on the internet. ALL of it. And then I try to stand up, And I kind of fall over a little. So my coworkers think I put brandy in my tea. And there are fuzzy things in my eyes. And my butt is numb. So I try to get up and stretch, but then the stumbling happens again...
I don't know if this condition is fatal, but it is certainly not good for me.
Somebody find me a rehab facility that deals with chronic internet surfers.
p.s. This blog certainly doesn't help. Too hilarious.